Ok so my sister and I had planned to go out today but being the cow she is she’s taken like an hour in the shower, still isn’t ready and now we’ve missed the bus and she’s saying she’s sick. I’m so mad

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

all-tooperfect:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

Even her bodygaurd is smiling… you cant even deny that taylor swift is a beautiful person inside and out

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

best moment in television ever

biggest plot twist in television EVER. 

trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

cramp:

trying to fit with a new group like

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