hoserfucker:

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE NOW

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

thestarsthatshined:

current status: ready to drop everything and fly anywhere in the country if I get invited to a 1989 listening party

jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

"what the fffffffffffffffheck"
— me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)
that-is-illegal:

Sam pepper should learn from this

that-is-illegal:

Sam pepper should learn from this

speaknowtaylor:

sadbeautifultragic:

my life is currently being ruined by boys and schoolwork

and taylor swift

"You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your clothes every day. This is a power you can cultivate. If you want to control things in your life so bad, work on the mind. That’s the only thing you should be trying to control."
— Elizabeth Gilbert (via purplebuddhaproject)
IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

finallyahumanbeing:

"Don’t take nudes if you don’t want people to see them" YAAAAS, WHAT AMAZING LOGIC. Don’t take nudes if you don’t want people to see them, don’t walk alone in the dark if you don’t want people to attack you. Don’t have an expensive phone if you don’t want people to steal it. Don’t be alive if you don’t want people to kill you. LETS JUST ALL LIVE OUR ENTIRE LIVES IN FEAR OF BEING VIOLATED!!! I LOVE IT!!!

makingupforlostlove:

This era is truly amazing. Like I really mean it, Taylor Swift has found her old self again and is happier than ever. She’s told everyone that she is infact a feminist. She’s closer to her fans than ever (she’s joined tumblr and is following people, she keeps giving…