whoredinarygirl:

if I ugly snapchat you I trust you

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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I was gonna watch teen wolf but now I can’t use my earphones or they’ll be all bloody damn it

official-nepeta:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

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Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

i really appreciate people who alphabetize their follow forevers so that i can easily and quickly see that i am not included

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

So my dog got excited at a passerby and went to jump onto the back of the seat and caught his paw in my ear and there’s so much blood omg

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

vriskah:

“remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”

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weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes


Heading to Dean & Deluca market in NYC 7/31/14 (x)

Heading to Dean & Deluca market in NYC 7/31/14 (x)

ishaqzaadi:

things that get me in like the first 30 seconds:

  • attractive voices
  • jaws doing the thing
  • arms doing the thing
  • basically any muscle doing the thing
  • a+ dressing sense
  • smelling good